Your peen really is smaller than Charlie's

Charlie Brown is one sick round-headed kid

Think metric

Why couldn't she just stay away

Porno just doesn't do it for me anymore

I don't know why I bother to read this shit

Life goes on

I'm sort of curious about something

Flawless advice

Monkey love

Jalalabad

Last laid

Dog dish

I think it's one of the best movies I've ever seen