My New Year’s Resolutions:

1. Kent’s new year resolution is to stop swearing. I counter that it’s all I have left. I quit everything that’s fun and I have no vices anymore. I’m keeping the fucking swearing until I have kids and even then I’ll just take it down a freaking notch.
2. Investigate how to incorporate sarcasm into writing so that the sarcasm is evident.
3. Play with Lucy.
4. Learn French cooking.
5. Find Roosevelt a friend. We adopted Rose to be a friend for Potato but she’s indifferent to pretty much everything on earth except for Beth’s room, drinking out of the faucet, and me (see photo below). Kent wants a tiny dog.
6. To find time to knit a lot more.
7. Master fresh pasta making.
8. Go to the beach.

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5 thoughts on “My New Year’s Resolutions:”

  1. Good luck on your resolutions. Mine is to be making more money by the end of the year and to become better than a bogey golfer.
    I’m also going to try to not inpregnate anyone this year.

  2. I think that swearing more should be a resolution. I also think that tiny dogs are terrific, they sleep a lot and you can dress them up in cute clothes. My resolutions are to drink less alcohol and practice flamenco more.

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