1. An entire week off.
2. Christmas dinner, Christmas cookies, Christmas candies, Christmas alcoholic beverages.
4. Decorating the house with lights. If they’re up any other time of year, you just look lazy.
5. Being with the family and then going out Christmas night with your friends.
6. Trying to put little fake reindeer ears on pets.
7. Christmas Eve, when there’s nothing left to do but look at the lit and decorated tree.
8. Christmas morning with coffee and presents.
9. Still getting toys even though you’re 27 years old.
10. Watching TNT’s 24-hour marathon of A Christmas Story.
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I’ll bite
1. a good excuse to yell at Thundy to try and keep the house clean
2. Pepperidge Farm Ginger Man cookies all day every day
3. free food and booze at relatives’ places
4. no one yells at you if you drink too much
5. pretty lights on houses
6. no one looks at you funny for playing tchaikovski in the car
7. everything smells good
8. fun to taunt my jew with christmas
9. fun to get taunted by my jew with “yea but we killed him, sucka”
10. day off to play baldur’s gate
ps WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBER THREE! OMG
ack! 3!!! um…. presents?
Peace on Earth and good will toward men…
Try guessing these Christmas carols
1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
2. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness
3. Small municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem
4. Ancient benevolent despot
5. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere
6. Listen the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds
7. The first person nominative plural of a triumvirate of far eastern heads of state
8. Yonder in a hay rack
9. Cherubim audited from aloft
10. Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief
11. Hollowed post meridian
12. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon
13. A dozen twenty four hour Yule periods
14. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour
15. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals
16. I spied my maternal parent osculating
17. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
18. Embellish the interior passageways
19. Tin tintinnabulums
20. The Christmas preceding all others
21. Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionist cylinders
22. Omnipotent supreme being who elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished males
23. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere
24. Expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical, masculine, perennial gift-giver
25. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted, metallic, resonant cups
26. Proceed forth declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation
27. Jovial yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural by us
1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness – Silent Night
3. Small municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem – O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Ancient benevolent despot – Good King Wencelsas
5. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere – Joy to the World
6. Listen the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds – Hark the Herald Angels Sing
7. The first person nominative plural of a triumvirate of far eastern heads of state – We Three Kings
8. Yonder in a hay rack – Away in a Manger
9. Cherubim audited from aloft – Angels We Have Heard on High
10. Move hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief – Come All Ye Faithful
11. Hollowed post meridian – Oh Holy Night
12. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon – I’m Dreaming of a White Xmas
13. A dozen twenty four hour Yule periods – 12 Days of Xmas
14. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
15. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals – Frosty the Snowman
16. I spied my maternal parent osculating – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
17. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy – Walking in a Winter Wonderland
18. Embellish the interior passageways – Deck the Halls
20. The Christmas preceding all others – The First Noel
21. Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionist cylinders – Little Drummer Boy
22. Omnipotent supreme being who elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished males – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
23. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere – Peace on Earth
24. Expectation of arrival to populated area by mythical, masculine, perennial gift-giver – Santa Claus is Coming to Town
26. Proceed forth declaring upon a specific geological alpine formation – Oh Tannenbaum
27. Jovial yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural by us – We Wish You a Merry Xmas
19. Tin tintinnabulums – Silver Bells? Jingle Bells?
25. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted, metallic, resonant cups – Silver Bells? Jingle Bells?
you cheated. or you have way too much time on your hands.
No cheating. Lots of time.
Time on your hands and a rubber ring on your arse.
I had 19 as Silver Bells and 25 as Jingle Bells.
Buzz gets the prize!
8)
Oh, and I had 26 as Go Tell It On The Mountain
Here’s another one I haven’t seen anywhere (I just made this one up):
During the nocturnal time period in which caretakers of wooley-haired herbivorous mammals reviewed their groupings