Dave, take a lesson in sportswriting

11 thoughts on “Dave, take a lesson in sportswriting”

1. Brooks is obviously still the qurterback of his heart too. Where did you find this?

2. You don’t read the DeRidder Daily News on a regular basis?

3. I almost got a job there being a mail carrier.

4. The No. 1 rule when writing a column is never say, “I think.” I am better than him.

   On paper, the Saints are better than the following NFC teams: Green Bay, Philadelphia, Dallas, Detroit, Minnesota, San Francisco, St. Louis, Chicago, Atlanta, New York and Washington. That means we’re in the playoffs.

5. My friend Larry, who is a Rams’ fan, said Aaron Brooks was the worst decision maker in the league. Everyone else in the league knew it. Why did it take us so long to realize it? You’d think after he threw it backwards to avoid a sack.
   He’ll be in the Pro Bowl next year.

6. The Rams suck.

7. I agree with all those teams except Dallas, Philly, Minnesota, St. Louis, Chicago, Atlanta, New York, and Washington.

8. I giggled uncontrollably when I read this guy’s name.

   What exactly does “on paper” mean? That makes no sense. Absolutely none. Alos, I just checked a piece of paper, and on it, the Saints still sucked the Rams’ Wadsacks. Which is pretty bad, because Kent’s right, the Rams suck.

9. You giggled uncontrollably?

10. Last year was the Saints’ worst team ever and the Rams still had to cheat to win. But now that you’ve got standout defensive coordinator Jim Haslett things are sure to turn around in St. Louis.

11. You better really think about what you are saying before you call a team the “Saints worst team ever.” That’s a debate unto itself.