The Atlanta Falcons signed my favorite quarterback that doesn’t play for the Saints Joey Harrington to a two year deal.
This means Joey will be living in Atlanta. Joey, you will always be welcome at my house. We will drink cheap bear and call Terry Bradshaw mean names. Then we’ll laugh at Dave as he tries to throw a football 35 yards while sitting down.
I may have to go to a Falcons preseason game so I can wear my Joey Harrington Lions jersey.
you know he loves to play the piano. maybe you can offer to give him one piece by piece in exchange for your awkward sexual advances…
I am ashamed of you for insinuating that my love of Joey Harrington is anything more than platonic.