Author: jimmyvalentine

Jimmy Valentine is a hilarious genious. He's a real brainiac, but you wouldn't know it because he's so goreous and totally not nerdy. He fluxuates between a resemblance of fat and skinny Marlon Brando, but even when he's Fat Brando, the chicks are all over him. And he can draw so good, it's sexy. He's also a real gangster rapper from the ghetto who had to pull himself up from the boot straps to escape the poverty striken streets of Normandy, but he still goes back once in a while to use his parents pool, and he still owes his grandma for paying for college (Thanks, Omie. Good lookin' out! I'll get a job one day. I promise).

This Friday: Bullets and Octane Do Atlanta

These guys are some friends of mine, I’ve mentioned them before, but I think it was in that new music debate that got erased. They’re playing this friday in Atlanta, at some place called Center Stage. You guys should check them out. The singer, Gene(background, pouring beer into girls mouth), used to play drums for my band in highschool, called The Unappreciated Teenage Superheroes. The bass player, Brent (foreground, making a fist) was in another band we played around with, called This Side. The guy who will be selling merchandise, Jason a.k.a. Spark One Duh? (not pictured) is also a friend. He still lives in STL, and hosts a Hip Hop night every Thursday. He always calls me out, and makes me freestlye when I’m there.

If I’ve got the story straight, Bullets and Octane just walked out on their contract with RCA because they didn’t get some kind of recording bonus they were being enticed with by the label, for making their second RCA album. So they took the album, and they’re hoping to sell 40 copies a night at something like $5 a pop, to show RCA they could make more money on their own.

So go, and support! If you tell Jason or Gene that you’ve always been a fan of The Unappreciated Teenage Superheroes, they’ll probably let you bang groupies (see photo) with them. Jason says, when they’re on tour, even the merch-man has groupies. Also, they like to drink a lot, and travel with their own beer supply. I don’t know what their arrangements are, but they may even appreciate a place to crash.

They’re really big in the UK. Greg’s probably seen them before. He probably even has an autographed copy of the issue of Black Velvet they graced the cover of. See How their name is way bigger than Jon Bon Jovi’s? That’s how big they are.

Hear their music on Myspace

It’s just the way I feel.

Da F*kkin’ Pervertz are here!

I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.

My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.

Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:

www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz

Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.

New Stuff at I Foreign I

Things are getting exciting over at iforeigni.com. There are some new things, up and a lot more additions to the site underway. There is a virigin blog page, waiting to be ravished. You can read the current “about” page, but it will soon have new “about” additions made as well. Stay tuned, because we are making new stuff everyday, and we are very excited about our plans to put up the I Foreigni I Store page, with all kinds of goodies to cop or covet. This is coming soon, as we need to get the pay pal set up, and the merchandise manufactured. I’m about to pee in my pants with giddy abandon.

Oh yeah, the real point of this post is because we are setting up the “Links” page so people can link to our friends site. I was going to link El Buzzard, if El Buzzard is interested. I’m going to link Rebecca Havemeyer, whether she likes it, or not. Who is interested in having a link to your site from www.iforeigni.com Comment back, and let me know if you want to be included.