Meet your new linebacker

The Saints traded a conditional 2009 pick for Jonathan Vilma.

Here’s a homoerotic photo for your viewing pleasure:

Jonathan Vilma

  • NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004
  • ProBowl 2005
  • Led the League in 2005 in tackles
  • Got crabby in his last few years with the Jets, when thy switched defensive schemes in 2006 and he only recorded 116 tackles
  • Speaks fluent German and French
  • Major knee surgery last year, only played 7 games
  • Loves ponies
  • Hobbies include: stamp collecting, skeet shooting, and voting

On to the Next Bush-el of Bananas

Reggie BushReggie’s lawyer needs a bodyguard, and he brings pistols to his desposition.

A lawyer for a sports marketer who is suing football star Reggie Bush said he and his client walked out of a deposition Tuesday after a bodyguard for Bush’s attorney opened his jacket to expose a pistol.

Reggie, what’s up? This whole story is getting odder and odder. Hopefully this is all resolved soon and before it becomes a bigger stupid thing.

Ok this tax rebate thing. WTF?

What the hell is it?  I can’t figure it out.

Remember several years back when everybody got a check to “stimulate the economy”?  I do, and I also remember do my taxes the next year and having to subtract that money from my refund.  So I wasn’t getting more money from the government, I was getting money that I was going to get anyway when I filed my taxes.  I got a cash advance.  I guess that’s nice, but I don’t think that is what it was sold as, and I was disappointed not to get a refund at the normal time.

So now they are doing it again.  But I can’t figure out if it’s the same thing.  They are going to give me some money.  Hooray.  When I do my 2008 taxes, am I going to have to subtract this, like I did last time?  Or, is the government sending me some of the money I’ve already paid in taxes back?  That’s what a “rebate” is.   That’s what they are calling it.  But I think they called the last one a rebate too.  Obviously, a rebate of “money that has already left my pocket that I wasn’t supposed to get back” is preferable just “getting money I was already entitled to sooner.”  (From the point of view of my finances, of course, not the US government’s.)

If anyone can figure it out, please let me know.  I can’t figure it out from reading the text of the bill, and my Google-fu is failing me.

The question is: “Is the new tax rebate free money from the government or is it an early refund check?”

What is this thing?

I just spent about a half an hour explaining this mysterious object to one of my students, a college junior or senior:

Cassette

They were a completely foreign object to him.  He was amazed that they had two sides.  He was appalled at the notion of fast-forwarding to get to the next song.  Rightfully so.  The re-usability seemed to be its only redeeming quality. All in all, they just didn’t seem like a decent way to record or distribute music.

He also refused to believe that a record could sound better than a CD or digital file.   I had to explain the whole analog-digital difference.   He had never held a record in his hands, he had only seen them in movies, and had never realized that they could hold information on both sides.  Apparently, you never flip a record over in the movies.

It was one of the most fun conversations I’ve had in a long time.