Once again, we are reminded of the strange fact that Chelsey agreed to marry Brent
Read more to check out the video, which I can’t get to stop playing automatically.
Category: General
General posts.
Ham
I would just like it noted that Chelsey made a very tasty ham yesterday. First time. She is a natural. Her ham instincts are the stuff of legend.
Love Songs and Despair
I’m looking for love songs that don’t have a hint of despair in them. No girlfriend in a coma, no one for my baby and one for the road. Just happy love songs.
I will start you off with:
1. Jersey Girl by Tom Waits (not Bruce Springsteen’s version)
Difficulty: no google searches on ‘happy love songs’ or the like.
Changes in Brent’s Breakfast Routine
For those of you keeping track, I am eating a whole new breakfast these days. I went from a banana to a bowl of cereal. Now I am throwing a grapefruit into the mix. Grapefruits are every hard to eat. I don’t know how long the second part will last, but I am officially entrenched in the cereal-for-breakfast ranks. Before about a month ago, I had not had a bowl of cereal in about 15 years. So you could say I’m going through some big changes. How am I doing it? I’m taking it day by day. That’s how. My only issue is how bad the milk container smells at the end of the day.
#%$H, $#@H, $*&H, !*#H, M%^#(@$*H
You have officially become THE MAN. Fight the power!
Buzz kill, @!%$ block
Is el buzzard dead? Are buzzards circling waiting to eat the withering, rotting carcass of their own? Has the sexiness of Facebook made a cheater out of the Buzz? Has the sinful lure of New Orleans already sucked you into the bars by 10:30 am. Life is kool kruel
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Will Louisiana ever get it right?
Oh God.
Happy Birthday Poopy!
Hope all is well in Connecticut!
Saints Release Deuce McCallister
It’s a sad day for Saints fans. It’s a sad day for our dog. Who is also named Deuce McCallister. Now our dog is a free agent.
Things cookin up a stink in Austin!
Hello Buzzards! Austin is poopin..I mean poppin! Amber and Mark are living in a home with a yard, a dog, and all of Amber’s grandma’s furniture that they stole…Brent Joseph’s Benjamin Buttons extravaganza has proven Oscar worthy to the nines….Chloe and Craig’s little Daniel is walking…and Me…I’m making a name for myself through wigs and filth!
Wanted ya’ll to check out this article The Onion did on ol’ Rebecca/Paul/Christeene. Also a chance to see the video of my new rap song WARNING: MARNIE AND ALL CHILDREN AND RELIGIOUSLY SANE INDIVIDUALS…THIS VIDEO IS DIRTY AND NASTY AND X RATED!!!…please watch it!
Can’t wait to be in Atlanta next week. Booya! Miss all my buzzards, and god bless america.
http://austin.decider.com/articles/debaser-rebecca-havemeyer,22820/