Category: General

First comes birds, then comes babies…

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Taken from Penny Arcade.

A trickster
Eddie Haskel
Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind
Sara Tierney’s nemesis
A lover of all the gays
A brother to all the Chocolate Citians
The vanilla ice in a chocolate yoo-hoo
Tony Clifton
The Pizzacutter
A midnight toker
pizzaphiliac….

Chelsey and I just bought these badass birds. The blue one is named Harry, and the Green one is Louise. They enjoy sitting on their perch, chewing nervously, and quietly distancing themselves from their owners. Every time we get close they take a few steps away. Yesterday Harry kept walking to the very back of his cage, desperate to get away from us.

Hopefully this will change soon. Chelsey is making us both lifelike bird costumes to help bridge the human/bird gap.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, especially mine.

I just don’t know anymore.

I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.

My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.

Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:

www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz

Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.

Things are getting exciting over at iforeigni.com. There are some new things, up and a lot more additions to the site underway. There is a virigin blog page, waiting to be ravished. You can read the current “about” page, but it will soon have new “about” additions made as well. Stay tuned, because we are making new stuff everyday, and we are very excited about our plans to put up the I Foreigni I Store page, with all kinds of goodies to cop or covet. This is coming soon, as we need to get the pay pal set up, and the merchandise manufactured. I’m about to pee in my pants with giddy abandon.

Oh yeah, the real point of this post is because we are setting up the “Links” page so people can link to our friends site. I was going to link El Buzzard, if El Buzzard is interested. I’m going to link Rebecca Havemeyer, whether she likes it, or not. Who is interested in having a link to your site from www.iforeigni.com Comment back, and let me know if you want to be included.

My job is ending. This frees up a great deal of time. Any ideas on how to fill this time?

I’ve already come up with the following:

1) Dog track
2) Park Jungle Gyms
3) Candle making (scented and unscented)
4) Roller Skating Rinks
5) Trying to jump over the 4-foot metal railing that surrounds my porch.
6) Popcorn
7) Making kiwi syrup.
8) Courthouse
9) Trying on fancy suits until I get hired.
10) Making sense of the cross-out button that lets you do this: bananas
Why would you need/want to say write that?