Category: General

My Granny passed away this morning, in peace.  She was 96 years old.  Here she is at her 90th birthday party.  She’s the short one.

I was able to get out to Texas last week to see her in the hospital after she fell in the kitchen.  We ate ice cream and watched football.  We booed the Cowboys, thought that Tennessee looked pretty good, and agreed that Bum Phillips was quite a character.  I’ll miss her.

Here are my fearless predictions for 2008-2009

AFC EAST – NEW ENGLAND – STILL GOOD, BUT LESS PHYSICAL OVERALL.

AFC NORTH – PITTSBURGH – I HATE PITTSBURGH.

AFC SOUTH – JACKSONVILLE – VERY PHYSICAL, INDY STARTS THEIR DESCENT.

AFC WEST – SAN DIEGO – LITTLE KNOWN FACT ABOUT THE CHARGERS: THEY HAVE NO SOUL.

AFC WILDCARD – INDY – MANNING HAS HIS WORST YEAR SINCE 2001

AFC WILDCARD – TENNESSEE – THE AFC SOUTH IS GOING TO BE AWESOME THIS YEAR.

NFC EAST – PHILADELPHIA EAGLES – DONOVAN AND ANDY PUT IT TOGETHER FOR ONE LAST YEAR OF BEING RELEVANT. THEN DONOVAN BREAKS DOWN IN WEEK 14.

NFC NORTH – DETROIT LIONS – IT HAS TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.

NFC SOUTH – CAROLINA PANTHERS – HOW CAN I LOVE JOHN FOX SO MUCH WHEN HE COACHES FOR A DIVISION RIVAL. I ALSO LIKE THE WAY STEVE SMITH IS PUNCHING PEOPLE.

NFC WEST – ARIZONA – SEATTLE IS HELD TOGETHER BY SAP AND GUM. ARIZONA IS YOUNG AND SEXY. I GO WITH YOUNG AND SEXY OVER SAP AND GLUE. I JUST DO.

NFC WILDCARD – WASHINGTON REDSKINS – ONE OF THE MANY TEAMS THAT WILL BEAT UP ON DALLAS THIS YEAR

NFC WILDCARD – TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS – WITH BRETT FAVRE AT THE HELM!

SUPERBOWL: I DON’T LIKE ANY OF THE NFC TEAMS, SO I WILL JUST PICK JACKSONVILLE TO WIN UNOPPOSED.

I just checked the links for elbuzzard. I don’t have one. I don’t know why I would, but I am still jealous.

Here are some options:

my name is on this page

my myspace

or here is our Goodwill newsletter from when I was Employee of the Month (holla!)

or this article about my experiences with a sex offender

please pick one.

There’s the break at the bottom of the smaller leg bone.  It could have been a lot worse.

Just wanted all you buzzards to know that Chloe and Cowboy are now the proud parents of little ol’ Daniel Cane Brevelle! Booya! He’s quite a character, and they’re doing just fine and dandy. Send them big kisses through the air on Oprah Angel wings!

Oh it’s a rough road these days! So much so that ya’ ol pal Rebecca is tacklin’ the cheap and entertaining world of Trivia for the chunk’n’dunk town of Austin, Texas! Booya! An evening filled with vaudevillian vacuums of entertainment, live bands, live artists on display, and live living throughout. It’s the first time for a 4 week run of a Rebecca show, and it’s packed with enough stanky hullabalooo to leave a mark on all who attend. Wish my Buzzards were here…. Missin my buzzards, so dear.

Here’s a little Ernie K-Doe (The Emperor of the Universe) for you, that is pretty much the opposite of how I feel.

Mother in Law
Happy Birthday.

We regret to inform you that you cannot purchase a house within the city limits, due to the following regrettable factors:

1. You want to live inside the Perimeter.
2. You don’t want to pay more than you can afford.
3. You want to be able to get to public transportation.
4. You want to take advantage of government-funded first-time homebuyer’s downpayment assistance.
5. You don’t want to get shot.
6. You want the house to be in liveable condition.

Please remedy one of more of these requirements, and we will most certainly reconsider your future with us.

In the meantime, we suggest you try Cobb or Gwinnett counties.  We hear that Applebee’s is a great place to hang out on the weekends, and that racism is still in style there.

Yours truly, and go fuck yourself,

The City of Atlanta

Usually I like a little eye contact from my lead singer, but this guy really made me uncomfortable.

Then he stood next to me throughout the Cut Copy show. When Chelsey gave me a kiss, he quietly slinked away.