Category: General

Makes a change for a country other than the UK to be stirring the shite!

(The following picture could be construed as NWF)

Continue reading Those whacky Poles

Should I be afraid of this band? They look like little boys with soft smooth skin and red butt cheeks. I remember you all speaking of them in the previous post.

1) McDonalds – I love McDonalds. It is my theory that everyone loves McDonalds, but no one wants to admit it.

2) Little Chocolate Donuts, aka Donettes – For one, if I ever started a band, we would be called the Donettes. The chocolate tastes like wax, yet they are still so good.

3) Cold Coffee – I like coffee after it is no longer hot. I attribute this to laziness.

4) Sausage in mass quantities – I can’t eat just one.

5) Beef stick and cream cheese – Good and good for you.

6) Any variety of meat fat (steak, bacon, ham, what-have-you) – The fat is the best part of all meat. Wake up, people.

7) Twinkies – It’s great the way these were good enough for all of you when you were a kid, but now you think you are too cool.

8) Rare meat – Someday I will die of a parasite or something. Then we’ll see who’s smart.

Actually this list isn’t very extensive, but I was able to eat 3 Donettes while I wrote it.

Two major changes in Brent’s life:

1) New Birds
2) Wife’s New Haircut

Which is the bigger deal. I need to know for when I send out my mid-year newsletter.

The date has been finalized – August 18, 2007 – One day there will be a Big Party and the other day we will Tube. We’re thinking it would be better to Tube first and then Party, but we’ll see.

Ile, John, Kent and I started the summer off by going tubing on Sunday. It was Epic.

1. We have a new cooler that’s square, instead of rectangular, and it fits perfectly inside a tube.
2. Ile’s tube sprang a leak and she was sinking for quite a while. John, being a hero, rode on top of the cooler and gave Ile his.
3. They released the dam at the top of the river. River rose 3 feet and the current was ridiculous.

First comes birds, then comes babies…

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Taken from Penny Arcade.

A trickster
Eddie Haskel
Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind
Sara Tierney’s nemesis
A lover of all the gays
A brother to all the Chocolate Citians
The vanilla ice in a chocolate yoo-hoo
Tony Clifton
The Pizzacutter
A midnight toker
pizzaphiliac….

Chelsey and I just bought these badass birds. The blue one is named Harry, and the Green one is Louise. They enjoy sitting on their perch, chewing nervously, and quietly distancing themselves from their owners. Every time we get close they take a few steps away. Yesterday Harry kept walking to the very back of his cage, desperate to get away from us.

Hopefully this will change soon. Chelsey is making us both lifelike bird costumes to help bridge the human/bird gap.