Category: General

General posts.

A sad day.

I must say first and foremost, this has nothing to do with not having been picked yet for a team (even though I was one of the first Mardi Gras players ever assembled), it has nothing to do with the killer bees, and it has nothing to do with the fear of actually painting a barbeque pit pink without somehow/possibly poisoning the meat. I am sad to say that I have just been hired at a coffee shop here in Austin, and I regretfully hand in my resignation for Mardi Gras 2007, New Orleans, La. I feel no shame in this, only the pressing fact that I must continue to strive and make money so that I can support my cross-dressing career that I have chosen for myself. I hope that the buzzards can understand this situation and accept my heartfelt regret. Peace and safety be with you all on your journey to the land of beads, boobs, booze and bee’s.

My best Christmas Present

I asked for a photo album of pictures from my Mom’s stash.  Not only did my Aunt Kathy go through all of the albums and picked the best ones and the ones she thought I’d really like, she scanned them all at Kinko’s and made electronic copies and organized them in chronological order with captions.  It’s the best Christmas present ever.

Happy New Year to all the little children…

Wishing you all a good night of flushing down the old and spicing up the new. I like to think of all my good friends on New Years, and how lucky I am not to live in the same town with most of them (just kidding for all the sensitive ones). Missing you tonight, big kisses, big dancin’, and BI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-G HU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UGS (said in Teletubbie voice). Be good and safe and have a wonderful New Year’s Eve.

The honour of the USA is at stake

This coming weekend, it is the final game of the Piedmont Potato Cannoneers fantasy football league. I, a humble Brit, have advanced to the final, already leaving a trail of US citizens – born and raised on “football” – in my wake. The sport of American Football is not generally recognised over here. My opponent for this final game is none other than our esteemed host. A man who has all the advantages of being a native to the sport. A man who’s team has been putting up huge points over the last few weeks.

The honour of the USA is in your hands, sir. Make your choices well.  How could you lose against me? You have all the advantages.

White Mexicans

In the discount bin at my local grocer, I found this stuff called Cafe de Lolita.  I’m not sure what the actual flavor is, but I would recommend that everyone run to their local discount bins, and check this stuff out.  I mixed mine with vodka and milk, and named it a “White Mexican” – you can use that if you want – and it was great.  I had three of them last night, and nary a sign of a hangover this morning.  I also began an affair with a 12 year old girl, which was nice too.Â