General posts.
Despite the fact that I was born in a foreign country, I still love to celebrate the 4th of July, mainly because I love barbeque, blowing things up, and the Constitution.
Since this year I celebrate the 4th as a naturalized, rather than native-born citizen, I’ll be honoring my country by drinking the beer of my homeland, rather than some other watered-down American beer.
Happy birthday, America! I’m sure that Thomas Jefferson would be very proud of the way you’ve turned out.
This is funny. Caution: contains dirty language.
Kent’s QB Rankings
*based on projected stats for ’06 season
1. Peyton Manning
2. Tom Brady
3. Carson Palmer
4. Drew Bledsoe
5. Eli Manning
6. Daunte Culpepper
7. Jon Kitna
8. Aaron Brooks
9. Donovan McNabb
10. Michael Vick
11. Matt Hasselbeck
12. Jake Plummer
13. Kurt Warner
14. Ben Roethlisberger
15. Drew Brees
16. Jake Delhomme
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Today was Chloe’s school sports day. I took the day off to watch her do the beanbag races, the strange class dance thing, the mini-cricket games and the over/under race.
Then, the Dad’s race.
For the first time ever, I phoned it in. Ran at half speed just to get to the finish without pulling something or falling over.
I suck.
I’m sending an email to the state of Texas, asking that they revise their state quarter.
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Vermont has the very best state-themed quarter. It’s a lonely figure gathering syrup, I think. Either that or it could be a drummer in the colonial army hanging drums on various trees. But it looks so sad. It really captures what it means to be alive. You are sad, but you are always in the mood for some syrup. Thank you Vermont. Thanks for not putting your state bird on your quarter.Â
bleh
Anyone want to bet money on how Kent hurts himself with this?
I’ve got $20 on sticking a hook through his nose.
4 days.
4 days.