Lost passwords

I’ve been noticing that a lot of our users have been losing their passwords after registering.

Did you know that you don’t have to use the ugly password that is sent to you when you first register forever?

You can update your account here: https://www.elbuzzard.com/wp-admin/profile.php. The last two fields allow you to change your password to something a bit more personal, that you can remember a little easier.

I’ve also added a link to the profile editor in the sidebar to the right.

Search results

I don’t think I’ve ever put up the top search results for reaching this site, but I saw another blog do it today, so I thought I would check it out. Here’s what we get so far in October:

mardi graw 13.60%
elbuzzard.com 11.80%
peanus 7.40% — Thanks Bopper!!
mardi-graw 4.90%
mardi gras images 2.40%
hurricane katrina terrytown photos 1.80%
rebecca havemeyer 1.80% — Whoa!! I don’t think I ever recall mentioning Rebecca here.
beginners tools for taxidermy 1.80% — The Taxidermy Library still pulls ’em in.
images hurricanes 1.80%
cnn 1.80%
lakeview pictures 1.80%
jkrawlings 1.20%
jack woynowski terrytown la. 1.20%
mardi graw pictures 1.20%
oakwood mall and terrytown 1.20%
new orleans saints head coach jim haslett photo 1.20%
brent joseph 1.20%
el buzzard 1.20%
superbowl champions 1.20% — How about that, Dave? You wanted a page of Superbowl Champs, and its bringing them in.
pictures 2005 atlanta pride 1.20%
lakeview photos 1.20%
publix 0.60%
sick charlie brown 0.60%

I would like to know why everyone’s spelling is so terrible.

Spam!

We’ve started getting hit by spam comments, so I’ve had to turn on the “You must be registered and logged in to comment” feature.

If anyone can’t figure out how to register an account, go away. After dealing with Dave’s internet-phobic fantasy football league, I’ve used up all my tolerance for folks who won’t learn how to use the the interweb.

Westbank

Oakwood Mall is on fire. Firemen attempting to put it out were fired on from the Westbank Expressway.

Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard ordered the firemen out and will let the Mall burn as a “signal to President Bush.”

Brent Joseph gave me this report today:

Last night, Broussard held a press conference in which he said that apparently the only way to get aid from the US Government was to be a foreign country. So he was seceeding Jefferson Parish from the Union and requesting foreign aid from the neighboring United States.

The fly in my office… the follow-up

Today I was sitting in my office – decorated in post-modern warehouse – with pretty blue walls, a rather comfortable wicker chair and a fabulous flat-screen monitor and who walks in but the Terminex guy. I’ve heard good things about the Terminex guy from those who have worked here longer than I. He hates bugs, doesn’t mind mice, despises rats. An exterminator who has a passion for his job – you don’t see many of those these days.

Our Terminex man was called because my boss thought he smelled dead mice in the ceiling and walls. I just thought the smell was normal as I haven’t been here that long and who’s to say what’s normal here? As Mr. Terminex examines our drop ceilings for ‘droppings’ he asked if I had seen any flies. What a question! I respond with a ‘Yes!’ and say in fact, I have noticed a few flies the last couple of weeks and the day they annoyed me most was Thursday, August 4th. He says, and this is where it gets gross, that the flies show up when the carcass of the mice are decomposing, hence the reason he does not see mice carcasses in the walls and ceilings.

So not only was I bothered by ridiculously large flies for about 2 weeks, I was actually sitting below the dead carcasses of mice.