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Category: General
General posts.
Buzz kill, @!%$ block
Is el buzzard dead? Are buzzards circling waiting to eat the withering, rotting carcass of their own? Has the sexiness of Facebook made a cheater out of the Buzz? Has the sinful lure of New Orleans already sucked you into the bars by 10:30 am. Life is kool kruel
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Will Louisiana ever get it right?
Oh God.
Happy Birthday Poopy!
Hope all is well in Connecticut!
Saints Release Deuce McCallister
It’s a sad day for Saints fans. It’s a sad day for our dog. Who is also named Deuce McCallister. Now our dog is a free agent.
Things cookin up a stink in Austin!
Hello Buzzards! Austin is poopin..I mean poppin! Amber and Mark are living in a home with a yard, a dog, and all of Amber’s grandma’s furniture that they stole…Brent Joseph’s Benjamin Buttons extravaganza has proven Oscar worthy to the nines….Chloe and Craig’s little Daniel is walking…and Me…I’m making a name for myself through wigs and filth!
Wanted ya’ll to check out this article The Onion did on ol’ Rebecca/Paul/Christeene. Also a chance to see the video of my new rap song WARNING: MARNIE AND ALL CHILDREN AND RELIGIOUSLY SANE INDIVIDUALS…THIS VIDEO IS DIRTY AND NASTY AND X RATED!!!…please watch it!
Can’t wait to be in Atlanta next week. Booya! Miss all my buzzards, and god bless america.
http://austin.decider.com/articles/debaser-rebecca-havemeyer,22820/
Buy our house!
Physical Therapy!
Today I picked up thirty marbles with my toes and put them in a cup while Leslie laughed at me!
Physical therapy is great!
Here’s me walking away:
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My New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Kent’s new year resolution is to stop swearing. I counter that it’s all I have left. I quit everything that’s fun and I have no vices anymore. I’m keeping the fucking swearing until I have kids and even then I’ll just take it down a freaking notch.
2. Investigate how to incorporate sarcasm into writing so that the sarcasm is evident.
3. Play with Lucy.
4. Learn French cooking.
5. Find Roosevelt a friend. We adopted Rose to be a friend for Potato but she’s indifferent to pretty much everything on earth except for Beth’s room, drinking out of the faucet, and me (see photo below). Kent wants a tiny dog.
6. To find time to knit a lot more.
7. Master fresh pasta making.
8. Go to the beach.
2008 Year End Stats
Top Ten Most Viewed Posts in 2008
1. I Guess It Will Always Be This Way – (269 pageviews) by Kent
2. Lunar Eclipse Tonight – (142 pageviews) by Kent
3. Dave’s Top 10 Ways to Tell His Friends That He’s Going to Be a Daddy – (104 pageviews) by Dave
4. Brent’s Brother Posts 2007 Books Read List, Accidentally Reveals the Reason He Will Likely Die Alone – (103 pageviews) by Chuck
5. 2007 Year End Stats – (102 pageviews) by Kent
6. Kent Broke His Leg Again – (97 pageviews) by Brent
7. We Bought a House – (87 pageviews) by Kent
8. Progress – (83 pageviews) by Kent
9. Berniece Tillery – (79 pageviews) by Kent
10. 2008 JazzFest 2008x Better than 2007 – (75 pageviews) by Kent
10. Should I Eat this Banana? – (75 pageviews) by Brent
In 2008, we had:
- 8,549 Visits
- 1,531 Absolute Unique Visitors
- 18,722 Pageviews