Category: General

There’s the break at the bottom of the smaller leg bone.  It could have been a lot worse.

Just wanted all you buzzards to know that Chloe and Cowboy are now the proud parents of little ol’ Daniel Cane Brevelle! Booya! He’s quite a character, and they’re doing just fine and dandy. Send them big kisses through the air on Oprah Angel wings!

Oh it’s a rough road these days! So much so that ya’ ol pal Rebecca is tacklin’ the cheap and entertaining world of Trivia for the chunk’n’dunk town of Austin, Texas! Booya! An evening filled with vaudevillian vacuums of entertainment, live bands, live artists on display, and live living throughout. It’s the first time for a 4 week run of a Rebecca show, and it’s packed with enough stanky hullabalooo to leave a mark on all who attend. Wish my Buzzards were here…. Missin my buzzards, so dear.

Here’s a little Ernie K-Doe (The Emperor of the Universe) for you, that is pretty much the opposite of how I feel.

Mother in Law
Happy Birthday.

We regret to inform you that you cannot purchase a house within the city limits, due to the following regrettable factors:

1. You want to live inside the Perimeter.
2. You don’t want to pay more than you can afford.
3. You want to be able to get to public transportation.
4. You want to take advantage of government-funded first-time homebuyer’s downpayment assistance.
5. You don’t want to get shot.
6. You want the house to be in liveable condition.

Please remedy one of more of these requirements, and we will most certainly reconsider your future with us.

In the meantime, we suggest you try Cobb or Gwinnett counties.  We hear that Applebee’s is a great place to hang out on the weekends, and that racism is still in style there.

Yours truly, and go fuck yourself,

The City of Atlanta

Usually I like a little eye contact from my lead singer, but this guy really made me uncomfortable.

Then he stood next to me throughout the Cut Copy show. When Chelsey gave me a kiss, he quietly slinked away.

Should today be a holiday or something, since it only happens once every four years?

Tonight we’re supposed to be able to see a total lunar eclipse. It should start at 9pm and reach totality and 10pm.

Do you care?

Doesn’t this kinda look like jaime? This was the photo to illustrate the article, ‘My Boyfriend Has no Ambition’Tips for dealing with an unmotivated partner…

Smashed…like our friendship.