Category: General

Is it unreasonable to ask your husband not to drink out of your water glass when he’s sick and you’re not?

Last night he was drinking out of my glass at the bathroom sink and was very offended that I asked him not to, especially when he’s sick. He countered that he has a sinus infection which is not contagious and besides he’s been drinking out my glass ever since he got sick and since I haven’t gotten sick, it obviously doesn’t matter.

His also said his other reason for using it is because he’s too lazy to get another from of the kitchen which is 3 feet away.

So I ask you, is it unreasonable to request he not use my glass?

And I quote: “This water tastes bad. Can you go out and get me different water?”

And I did.

Yeeee-Haaaaw and a happy Texas celebration going on here this weekend! Chloe Bragg and Craig ‘Cowboy’ Brevelle are finally putting on the rings this weekend after many years of lovin’ and ranch livin’.  It’s low key, it’s country, and it’s taking place at Chloe’s parents house in Bastrop.  And yes my dear Buzzards, Chloe is riding on Three Months Pregnant! She is doing fine and has a beautiful, crazy mother earth glow about her that should be bottled and sold.  All are ecstatic and anxiously anticipating the merging of Chloe’s Family with The Soileau/Brevelle family…expect nuclear tremors in the force my friends!  If any of you would like to send a card/gift to the happy couple, their address is

P.O. Box 174

Paige, Tx  78659

There will be a big ass party at the ranch sometime in the next two weeks following the wedding, in case anyone wants to make an Austin trip and surprise the lucky lady. My home is open to all wayfarers. I’ll give out more info as I get it.  Kisses to all.

I know no one cares about the NBA, but I would just like to point out that the New Orleans Hornets are 4-0. Chris Paul is God.

I was watching a news report about the fires in California. Now, god bless those people and their burning homes but, not two days into this historical disaster does Pres “fly-by” Bushwack sign a bill releasing funds to the relief effort. While he has a pen in his hand, could someone please slip him a bill to release aid to New Orleans?! two years after the fact?! Does it take a scary, funny-talking, ex-Mr. Olympia Austrian hopped up on steroids and power to get Bush’s attention? It makes me sick to my stomach. I think sums it up:

We won’t let them roll the credits on New Orleans!

You played a guitar shaped like a star

and taught us all to love again.

Kid Rock was arrested last night for getting in a fight at a Waffle House just down the street from me. I live in a pretty gay part of Atlanta, so that must mean that Kid Rock is gay. But that’s his choice :0)

In other Atlanta news, I enjoy buying clothes for girls. But, being a single man, I often find myself purchasing clothes for my friends’ wives and/or girlfriends.

For example, Leslie wanted “nice, going-out” clothes for her recent birthday. So I spent a few afternoon hours at the mall and picked out what I think Leslie would like, but not necessarily items similar to what she already wears. I would consider Leslie’s style elegant-conservative.

I went with a silky, sleeveless, chartreuse blouse that has a sequined strap across the front. The color is more yellow that green and according to the hipster Express girl is the hot color of the season. It’s probably a little more daring and trendy than Leslie normally wears, but, again, I was trying to get her something just barely different than she already has. I also picked her up silky, black, sleeveless top with black flowers at the very top. I thought it was classy and could be worn to cocktail party, coupled with a skirt and sweater.

It did, however, look a lot more like lingerie when I gave it to her in front of a bunch of people than it did in the store. So I was a little uncomfortable.

My questions are:
A) Is it appropriate for me to buying clothes for my friends’ wives/girlfriends?
B) Why do you think I like shopping for girls clothes so much?
C) How many of you, boys or girls, would trust me to buy an outfit that you had to wear to a big occasion?

Thank you for your time.

P.S. Kent … If you feel like posting pictures of the items I gave Leslie maybe that would help people with their answers.

Let’s look at pictures!

A high school student in Atlanta recently wrote a column in the school newspaper, criticizing homosexuals and even going to the extent of calling them “reproductive errors.”

For the record, I believe homosexuality is a choice; otherwise, I believe science would have discovered a common trait among gay people by now.

I understand that my belief is offensive to homosexuals. I’m not really sure why. Paul tried to explain it to me one time, but I don’t think I ever really grasped the concept.
He also tried to answer my other big question about homosexuals: If gay men like men, why do some often dress like women and act feminine? But, again, I’m not really sure of his answer.

(Disclaimer: I apologize beforehand if I’m offending anyone. It is not my attention.)

The student, Thomas Benjamin, wrote: “I realize biology commits many reproductive errors. Homosexuality can be one of them.”

Do you think homosexuality is a choice or a biological error or neither? Do you have a problem with the school paper publishing the article? Do you have a problem with me?

This is what I have to see every morning to get my coffee these days.