Finally we sign someone

Scott Fujita, eh?  Well, he’s not really a superstar, but at least he’s better than the guys we started last year.  And at least we are addressing the linebacker position.

Now if we can get our hands on Drew Brees (like I wanted them to do LAST year) we can trade down a bit and get AJ Hawk.  Although I wonder if the signing of Fujita is all we will see at LB.
My nightmare is that we take Vince Young with the second pick.  Please don’t do that.

DP TOP 10 MG PERFORMERS

1. City of New Orleans: Resilient energy was evident from the Quarter to Cooter Brown’s, and brought tears to my eyes on several occasions. Thank you, New Orleans. I love and miss you.

2. Matt: An unknown contender last year, this cracked-out journalist came into his own in 2006. On Saturday night, after scoring a game-tying touchdown in the annual Mardi Gras Bowl, Matt kicked it by his lonesome on Bourbon Street until the wee hours of the morning. He returned Uptown around 4:30 a.m., taunted those who were sleeping, then headed back to Bourbon Street – a feat never thought to have been accomplished.

3. Kevin: After several disappointing performances in years past, lawyer made a late push up the rankings by sleeping with three girls in four nights.

4. Marnie and Jack: Continually provided starving drunkards with nourishment and furniture. Couldn’t have made it without them.

5. Karen: Strong throughout; peaked by throwing up twice on the way to the airport. Needs more practice.

6. Kent: He drank a lot.

7. David: He drank almost as much, and ended a two-year sexless drought.

8. Ally: Beautiful little girl dominated at Sunday night parades. Her haul included a 4-foot stuffed rabbit.

9. Susan: Bubbling over with obnoxious enthusiasm; lost points for drinking too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades before noon.

10. Beth: MG rookie got off to a slow start but went out with a bang.

Biggest Disappointments
Colleen: Who drinks red wine on Mardi Gras?
Yancy: Looked good on opening night. Didn’t get out of bed the next day.
Amber, BJ, Mark, Mitch: I couldn’t tell you if they were there or not.
Jason-Lisa: Need to drink more and stay longer.
Leslie: Not as surly as usual.

Things I want to do during Mardi Gras:

1. See my sister and future brother in law in Tucks Saturday after Iris around 1 pm

2. Eat oysters at Cooter’s

3. See a brass band – Wild Magnolias @ Le Bon Temps on Sunday night

4. See Mr. Quintron and Miss Pussycat show – Mon Feb. 27th – LUNDI-GRAS….QUINTRON AND MISS PUSSYCAT live concert with PEACHES and Twilight at One Eyed Jacks!!! Due to an earlier march this will be a late show. 1st band probably begins at 11pm.

5. Monday night parade under bridge

6. Bloody Mary at Snake and Jakes

7. Get up early Fat Tuesday and see some indians

8. Gamble at Harrah’s

9. Get my daquiri on – pini colada w/ 151 shot

10. Shimp po-boy from Domilisie’s

What do you want to do?

Let’s Get Fired Up! It’s Mardi Gras time!

This article made me melacholy but there’s no time for that. Let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Melancholy reveler
There’s a hole in his heart, but the parade must go on
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Chris Rose

So the season is upon us.
In some pockets of town, I see the banners, flags, bunting and lights with the colors that speak to my spirit, and I hear Al “Carnival Time” Johnson on the radio calling me to fall in.
By this time of year, I have usually wiped down the ladder that has been stowed in the shed for a year, making sure the safety straps, bead hooks and cup holders — especially the cup holders — are tight and secure.
Sometimes I’ll have added a fresh coat of paint.
But it’s still in the shed as I write this. I’ll get it out. Soon.
I see the empty stands down on The Avenue, waiting for the revelers to come. For some reason, I have always been rendered wistful by the sight of deserted stands and stadiums and this year it’s a small hole in my heart.

Read the rest here at nola.com:
http://www.nola.com/living/t-p/rose/index.ssf?/base/living-0/1140336013283600.xml

Editor’s note: Sorry Amber, for copyright propriety’s sake, I edited the full text of the article out, and gave a link to the Times-Picayune’s website.

JazzFest 2006 Lineup Announced

http://www.nojazzfest.com/

Looks like I’ll be making a trip both weekends. The one I most want to see is Fats Domino, but Leslie wants to see Frogman Henry and told me that I shouldn’t miss Ani DiFranco live. Plus, it’s hard to turn down Dylan and Dr. John.

First Weekend: 28, 29, and 30 April 2006
The Meters
Dave Matthews Band
Bob Dylan
Yolanda Adams
Allen Toussaint with special guest Elvis Costello
Ani DiFranco
Dr. John
Hugh Masekela
Keb’ Mo’
Yerba Buena
Rebirth Brass Band
Preservation Hall Jazz Band
Irvin Mayfield & the New Orleans Jazz Orchestra
Galactic
Snooks Eaglin
Cowboy Mouth
Clarence “Frogman” Henry
Terence Blanchard
Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters
Sonny Landreth
Kermit Ruffins & the Barbecue Swingers
the subdudes
Ritmo Caribeno
John Mooney & Bluesiana
Terrance Simien
Anders Osborne
BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet
Charmaine Neville
Banu Gibson & New Orleans Hot Jazz
Troy “Trombone Shorty”” Andrews with special guest Steve Turre
St. Joseph the Worker Choir
Dukes of Dixieland
Eddie Bo
John Lee & the Heralds of Christ
C.J. Chenier
The Iguanas
Luther Kent & Trickbag
Steve Riley & the Mamou Playboys
Big Sam’Â’s Funky Nation
Rosie Ledet
Lil’Â’ Rascals Brass Band
Lil’Â’ Band O’Â’ Gold
Greater Antioch Full Gospel Church Choir
D.L. Menard & the Louisiana Aces
James Rivers Movement
Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes
NewBirth Brass Band
James Andrews
Leigh ““Little Queenie” Harris
Sunpie & the Louisiana Sunspots
World Leader Pretend
Gregg Stafford’Â’s Jazz Hounds
Shades of Praise Choir
Leah Chase
Jhelisa’Â’s Tribute to Nina Simone
Melody Clouds
Christian Scott
Crown Seekers
Popular Ladies
Nine Times Men
Westbank Steppers and the Young Men’Â’s Olympians Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs
David Egan
Franklin Avenue BC Choir
T-Sale
J. Monque’Â’D Blues Band
Vivaz
Bryan Lee & the Blues Power Band
Panorama Jazz Band
Los Sagitarios
Cynthia Liggins-Thomas
One A-Chord Gospel Singers
Andrew Hall’Â’s Society Brass Band
Louisiana Repertory Jazz Band
Jonathan Batiste
Loyola University Jazz Ensemble
Coolbone Brass Band
Hard Head Hunters Mardi Gras Indians
Mahogany Brass Band
Tim Laughlin
Jo ““Cool”” Davis
Lighthouse Gospel Singers
Voices of Distinction
Young Tuxedo Brass Band
Kim Prevost
Leroy Jones
San Severino of France
Higher Dimensions of Praise
Joe Krown
Furious Five and Untouchables Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs
Willis Prudhomme & Zydeco Express
The Revealers
Poor Clares
The Elements
Los Vecinos
SUBR Jazz Ensemble
Jambalaya Cajun Band
Dwayne Dopsie & the Zydeco Hellraisers
Paulin Brothers Brass Band
Don Vappie
Connie Jones
The Jackson Travelers
Tony Bazley
Providence BC Mass Choir
Val & Love Alive w/ the Dimensions of Faith
Chops Funky 7 Brass Band
Unstoppable Gospel Singers
Belton Richard
Inspirational Gospel Singers
Pinstripe Brass Band
Local International Allstars
The Bester Singers
Gospel Inspirations of Boutte
Second Weekend: 5, 6, and 7 May 2006
Fats Domino
Jimmy Buffett
Lionel Richie
Paul Simon
Keith Urban
The Ohio Players
Doug E. Fresh
Slick Rick
Special Ed & Big Daddy Kane
India ““The Princess of Salsa””
Irma Thomas
Robert Randolph & the Family Band
Doug Kershaw
Little Feat
Koko Taylor
Bishop Paul S. Morton, Sr. & the Greater St. Stephen Mass Choir
The Radiators
Angelique Kidjo
Pete Fountain
Donald Harrison with special guests George Coleman & Eddie Palmieri
Le Grand Ballet “Ngalam”” du Senegal
Yonder Mountain String Band
Buckwheat Zydeco
Deacon John
Nicholas Payton
Chris Owens
The Ladies of New Orleans R&B featuring The Dixie Cups
Wanda Rouzan & Jean Knight
Roland Guerin with special guest Marcus Roberts
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band
Rockin’Â’ Dopsie
Jr. & the Zydeco Twisters
Big Chief Bo Dollis & the Wild Magnolias
Ellis Marsalis with special guest Lew Tabackin
Ivan Neville & Dumpstaphunk
Treme Brass Band
Big Chief Monk Boudreaux & the Golden Eagles
Marcia Ball
George French
Stephanie Jordan
Hot 8 Brass Band
Sherman Washington & the Zion Harmonizers
Frankie Ford
Tab Benoit
Marva Wright & the BMWs
Lars Edegran & the New Orleans Ragtime Orchestra
Astral Project
Michael White & the Original Liberty Jazz Band featuring Thais Clark
Amanda Shaw & the Cute Guys
New Orleans Klezmer Allstars
Theresa Andersson
Bob French & the Original Tuxedo Jazz Band
Jeremy Davenport
Papa Grows Funk
Wayne Toups & Zydecajun
Lockport Chapter Choir
Nathan & the Zydeco Cha Chas
Tony Green & Gypsy Jazz
Bruce Daigrepont
The Johnson Extension
Geno Delafose & French Rockin’ Boogie
Soul Rebels Brass Band
John Boutte
Thomas “Big Hat”” Fields
Rocks of Harmony
Alvin Batiste & the Jazzstronauts
Germaine Bazzle
Watson Memorial Teaching Ministries
Jeremy Lyons & the Deltabilly Boys
Reggie Hall & the Twilighters
New Orleans Spiritualettes
Storyville Stompers
Tornado and Stooges Brass Bands
Scene Boosters
Lady Rollers
Original Men and Ladies Buckjumpers
and Valley of the Silent Men Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs
Lil’Â’ Brian & the Zydeco Travelers
Savoy Family Cajun Band
Eric Lindell
McDonogh #35 Gospel Choir
Susan Cowsill
Mem Shannon & the Membership
Kim Carson
Easter Rockers
Tyronne Foster & the Arc Singers
La Bande ““Feufollet””
Zulu Male Ensemble
Jeff & Vida
Zion Trinity
Fredy Omar con su Banda
Driskill Mountain Boys
Bamboula 2000
Otra
Little Freddie King
New Orleans NightCrawlers Brass Band
Chris Clifton
Amina Figarova Band of The Netherlands
Pine Leaf Boys
Michael Ward
Dynamic Smooth Family
Imagination Movers
Lyle Henderson
Leviticus Gospel Singers
NOCCA Jazz Ensemble
Harvey Spirituals
Real Untouchables and Smitty Dee’Â’s Brass Bands
Mandeville High School Jazz Ensemble
Pfister Sisters
Second Nazarine Gospel Choir
June Gardner
Golden Wings
Batiste Brothers
Gospel Stars
Highsteppers Brass Band