Category: Sports

Saints=Suck

I’d like to be the first to welcome Reggie Bush to the Saints. It’s all downhill from here, Reggie. Talk to Ricky Williams about how accomplished the Saints are at turning a college stud into a chump. God help you. It’s bad enough you have jerks for parents. Now you have to overcome playing for the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked in the NFL.

P.S. over/under on The Saints leaving New Orleans: 10 months.

Just when I thought we were doing okay…

We go and trade Wayne Gandy (OT) for Byron Scott (SS) from the Falcons.
Gandy is pretty crappy.  So is Scott.  I don’t really remember him from any Falcons game.  But that’s not important.  What’s important is that now we have gotten rid of three guys on the offensive line this offseason.  Which seems to me that we are going to take D’Brickshaw Ferguson over a defensive player like AJ Hawk in the draft.

I’d love to see the Saints go back to the days where we put our faith in our defense, rather than our offense.

Finally we sign someone

Scott Fujita, eh?  Well, he’s not really a superstar, but at least he’s better than the guys we started last year.  And at least we are addressing the linebacker position.

Now if we can get our hands on Drew Brees (like I wanted them to do LAST year) we can trade down a bit and get AJ Hawk.  Although I wonder if the signing of Fujita is all we will see at LB.
My nightmare is that we take Vince Young with the second pick.  Please don’t do that.

Congrats to the Rams

The St. Louis Rams have hired Jim Haslett as their defensive coordinator. As head coach in New Orleans, Haslett’s defenses sucked real bad, which might be an improvement for the Rams.

On a brighter note, the Saints hired former University of Oklahoma head coach Gary Gibbs as their defensive coordinator. Gibbs followed Sooner legend Barry Switzer at Oklahoma.

Dear Dave, I’m awesome. Love, SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams

In today’s “what the hell?” moment, the New Orleans City Council passed a unanimous resolution the other day asking Tom Benson to hire SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams as head coach or other executive, who is currently an executive with the Tampa Bay Bucs.

I have a few concerns.

  1. Why is the New Orleans City Council wasting their time on voting on who they think should be the Saints’ new coach? Isn’t there some kind of infrastructure that needs building? I also wonder if the jackass city councilman who lives here in Atlanta and organized the anti-Mardi Gras protest before the Saints-Falcons MNF game was able to attend that vote.
  2. Why is SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams qualified? Because he coached at Grambling and Morehouse? Seriously.
  3. Why did they pick out SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams? Being from New Orleans, I know that the NO City Council is fundamentally corrupt. SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams is from Louisiana, but what is his connection to the City Council?

If you are wondering why I cannot use SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams’ name without calling him SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams, ask Dave.