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And I quote: “This water tastes bad. Can you go out and get me different water?”

And I did.

Yeeee-Haaaaw and a happy Texas celebration going on here this weekend! Chloe Bragg and Craig ‘Cowboy’ Brevelle are finally putting on the rings this weekend after many years of lovin’ and ranch livin’.  It’s low key, it’s country, and it’s taking place at Chloe’s parents house in Bastrop.  And yes my dear Buzzards, Chloe is riding on Three Months Pregnant! She is doing fine and has a beautiful, crazy mother earth glow about her that should be bottled and sold.  All are ecstatic and anxiously anticipating the merging of Chloe’s Family with The Soileau/Brevelle family…expect nuclear tremors in the force my friends!  If any of you would like to send a card/gift to the happy couple, their address is

P.O. Box 174

Paige, Tx  78659

There will be a big ass party at the ranch sometime in the next two weeks following the wedding, in case anyone wants to make an Austin trip and surprise the lucky lady. My home is open to all wayfarers. I’ll give out more info as I get it.  Kisses to all.

I know no one cares about the NBA, but I would just like to point out that the New Orleans Hornets are 4-0. Chris Paul is God.

I was watching a news report about the fires in California. Now, god bless those people and their burning homes but, not two days into this historical disaster does Pres “fly-by” Bushwack sign a bill releasing funds to the relief effort. While he has a pen in his hand, could someone please slip him a bill to release aid to New Orleans?! two years after the fact?! Does it take a scary, funny-talking, ex-Mr. Olympia Austrian hopped up on steroids and power to get Bush’s attention? It makes me sick to my stomach. I think sums it up:

We won’t let them roll the credits on New Orleans!