Marnie brought up a good question: Who IS Jimmy Valentine?
A trickster
Eddie Haskel
Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind
Sara Tierney’s nemesis
A lover of all the gays
A brother to all the Chocolate Citians
The vanilla ice in a chocolate yoo-hoo
Tony Clifton
The Pizzacutter
A midnight toker
pizzaphiliac….
Happy Birthday Roosevelt!
Hansen’s Sno-Bliz
My dad took my mom to Hansen’s for Mother’s Day and sent me this picture to put up.
I’m sorry Leslie, but I have always been in love with Ashley Hansen.
Look At These Birds!
Chelsey and I just bought these badass birds. The blue one is named Harry, and the Green one is Louise. They enjoy sitting on their perch, chewing nervously, and quietly distancing themselves from their owners. Every time we get close they take a few steps away. Yesterday Harry kept walking to the very back of his cage, desperate to get away from us.
Hopefully this will change soon. Chelsey is making us both lifelike bird costumes to help bridge the human/bird gap.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, especially mine.
Happy Birthday Beth!
You should go on vacation or something. Take a real long trip to four or five world capitals.
Happy birthday, Sis!
What is wrong and what is right?
I just don’t know anymore.
Let’s Go Brass!
After watching the Sabres-Rangers game tonight, I have become a full-on hockey fan. What new depths will I sink to?
Also, I can’t look at JV’s picture any more, it frightens me.
Da F*kkin’ Pervertz are here!
I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.
My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.
Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz
Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.
