Congrats to the Rams

The St. Louis Rams have hired Jim Haslett as their defensive coordinator. As head coach in New Orleans, Haslett’s defenses sucked real bad, which might be an improvement for the Rams.

On a brighter note, the Saints hired former University of Oklahoma head coach Gary Gibbs as their defensive coordinator. Gibbs followed Sooner legend Barry Switzer at Oklahoma.

Here Here!

Concering the Ray Nagin T-Shirts, this post over at the New Orleans blog People Get Ready sums up my thoughts pretty well.

Here’s the link:
http://peoplegetready.blogspot.com/2006/01/willie-wonka-ray-nagin-chocolate-city.html

(the repeated Willie Wonka Ray Nagin Chocolate City T-Shirt links are designed to move the Eracism site further up Google’s rankings when people search for Willie Wonka and Ray Nagin. By repeating the link here, elbuzzard.com is also contributing to what’s known as a googlebomb.)

More on New Orleans’ worth

Here’s a bit from Roger Wilson’s editorial for the Gambit. Read the full article at
http://www.bestofneworleans.com/dispatch/2006-01-17/news_feat.php

It speaks to the “New Orleans isn’t worth rebuilding” argument. Ironically, he draws his inspiration from a recent speech by our previous beloved mayor, Marc Morial.

Beneath a phalanx of camera lights being powered by generators some five months after the fact, Morial spoke in eloquent terms about the previous fates of places such as San Francisco, Chicago and New York City, and how each had been “reborn, rebuilt and revitalized” following events (earthquake, fire and kamikaze terrorists, respectively) that threatened their very existence. In each case, ashes somehow gave way to opportunity. Perhaps because in each case these cities and their traumatized populace were given the time, the money and the chance to rebuild; without compromise, without exclusion, and without explaining their need to do so. Sitting there listening to Morial, one question kept bouncing across my mind, “Why not New Orleans?”

To me, this question is the question in our city’s most uncertain hour. Its utterance has been made necessary by the fact that many Americans, and far too many officials in high office, have unabashedly, almost cockily, debated the merits of making this city whole again. And by that, I mean putting it back exactly as it was before being consumed by the world’s first man-made tsunami. The optimist in me would like to think such a thoughtless and casual attitude towards the future of nearly a half-million Americans, never mind the memory of a thousand more who died only God knows how horribly, owes more to an ignorance of New Orleans’ place in American history than to some undeserved animosity towards its beleaguered people.

Yet this suggestion of a “smaller New Orleans,” what some have called a “better” New Orleans, has for these last five months maintained a remarkable legitimacy around the globe, making my optimism seem about as sound as the walls along the 17th Street Canal. Inside the corridors of our own national government, rather than being excoriated for the blasphemous dialogue it truly represents, this talk of “not wasting money on New Orleans” has assumed the personage of a genuine political discourse. A point wholly laughable in the face of what we spend monthly in Iraq, and one in which our state’s national representatives are asked to grovel for assistance, while the government and private sector are allowed to demure. What makes this even more difficult to accept is the culpability this same government bears in the very unfolding of New Orleans’ present crisis. You know you’re in trouble when the assessment of your worth lies at the very feet of those in great part responsible for its annihilation.

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Eat that, Hallmark!

I just had the greatest idea. When people send cards, they should leave them blank, and just attach a post-it with a message. Thus proliferating the life of the card, and saving everyone heaps of money. And saving trees, and giving people the green light to send out cards that they have really enjoyed through the years. Genius!

Sinking In

I broke down for the first time in awhile today at work after reading the Bring New Orleans Back final report that was released this week. Their website is down up and running, and I managed to get a copy of the powerpoint presentation. Here it is converted to pdf. I guess it just hit me again how much of the city really will be lost, and how important it is to do it right.

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Dear Dave, I’m awesome. Love, SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams

In today’s “what the hell?” moment, the New Orleans City Council passed a unanimous resolution the other day asking Tom Benson to hire SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams as head coach or other executive, who is currently an executive with the Tampa Bay Bucs.

I have a few concerns.

  1. Why is the New Orleans City Council wasting their time on voting on who they think should be the Saints’ new coach? Isn’t there some kind of infrastructure that needs building? I also wonder if the jackass city councilman who lives here in Atlanta and organized the anti-Mardi Gras protest before the Saints-Falcons MNF game was able to attend that vote.
  2. Why is SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams qualified? Because he coached at Grambling and Morehouse? Seriously.
  3. Why did they pick out SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams? Being from New Orleans, I know that the NO City Council is fundamentally corrupt. SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams is from Louisiana, but what is his connection to the City Council?

If you are wondering why I cannot use SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams’ name without calling him SuperBowl MVP Doug Williams, ask Dave.