I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.
My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.
Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz
Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.
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Jimmy Valentine is a hilarious genious. He's a real brainiac, but you wouldn't know it because he's so goreous and totally not nerdy. He fluxuates between a resemblance of fat and skinny Marlon Brando, but even when he's Fat Brando, the chicks are all over him. And he can draw so good, it's sexy. He's also a real gangster rapper from the ghetto who had to pull himself up from the boot straps to escape the poverty striken streets of Normandy, but he still goes back once in a while to use his parents pool, and he still owes his grandma for paying for college (Thanks, Omie. Good lookin' out! I'll get a job one day. I promise).
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the greatest rap duo ever is da vinci and honkey kong. period.
Here I was all set to start posting on this site as Toots McCardigan from Minneapolis but now Jamie has me thinking I should go with the name Fat Coochie instead. I’ll be back when I have life figured out a little better (i.e., after watching a few Lifetime movie specials).
I’m not going to that link. It’s on myspace. I can’t visit myspace without wanting to hang myself in desperation at the absurd banality of humanity.
Alright, you’re comics might be whacked, but anyone who refers to Dawson’s Creek in a song is a-okey in my book. p.s., thanks for bring the R rating back to El Buzzard.
I dig the C-Murder sound.
Seems the elbuzzard has gone in a different direction. Thank you, Greg, for your comment.
Jamie does bring a bit edgier content, that’s for sure.
Am I in trouble?
nope.
Wack.
You think I care, Da Vinci? You ain’t shit without Honkey Kong and that played out Benny and the Jets sample. You ain’t never had no song out! I heard you Cheddar Bobbed yourself infront of the Valentino’s Pizza Buffet on Softball league night.
some how I think this is going to lead to some kind of tupac-biggie rivalry, except instead of dying, they both will end up with hernias and/or deviated septums.