Happy Birthday Beth! She has reached a new age bracket and sadly, the American advertisers are no longer clammoring for her money – she has moved to the Adult bracket – a real job, 401k’s, health insurance, a savings account. Poor Beth, no longer a kid. But don’t worry, everyone will still treat you like one and the family will still ask you a million questions about every aspect of your life.
It’s now time for Mom to take you to an expensive lunch with snow crab legs and cosmopolitans.
Welcome to the big time.
Love,
Leslie
Despite the fact that you get your cosmo lunch with high priced lobsters and fancy caviars, i hope we can still go watch awesome movies and split cherry cokes and small popcorns.
remember the little people, sis.