Despite the fact that I was born in a foreign country, I still love to celebrate the 4th of July, mainly because I love barbeque, blowing things up, and the Constitution.
Since this year I celebrate the 4th as a naturalized, rather than native-born citizen, I’ll be honoring my country by drinking the beer of my homeland, rather than some other watered-down American beer.
Happy birthday, America! I’m sure that Thomas Jefferson would be very proud of the way you’ve turned out.
Can we get foreign aid now? God bless us all, Tiny Tim.
Happy celebration of traitors to the Empire day!
Would you like some tea with that?
ick – I can’t stand the stuff. Does that shatter the stereotype? 🙂
You do like Indian food, though. You’re still a Brit.
lol. Yes indeed. Chicken Tikka Masala is more popular than fish and chips.