Author: Amber

I was watching a news report about the fires in California. Now, god bless those people and their burning homes but, not two days into this historical disaster does Pres “fly-by” Bushwack sign a bill releasing funds to the relief effort. While he has a pen in his hand, could someone please slip him a bill to release aid to New Orleans?! two years after the fact?! Does it take a scary, funny-talking, ex-Mr. Olympia Austrian hopped up on steroids and power to get Bush’s attention? It makes me sick to my stomach. I think sums it up:

We won’t let them roll the credits on New Orleans!

Let’s look at pictures!

I AM the booby whisperer. Look at me, look at me…look into my eyes not my breasts…yes, yes…I am the booby whisperer…shhhhhhhh…don’t speak…I’m listening for boobies….

So I can stalk you. Please email them to

johannebanana@yahoo.com

Big best wishes
Amber

Hi,

I started a blog too. check it out if you want to.

http://ashields.wordpress.com/

First comes birds, then comes babies…

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A trickster
Eddie Haskel
Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind
Sara Tierney’s nemesis
A lover of all the gays
A brother to all the Chocolate Citians
The vanilla ice in a chocolate yoo-hoo
Tony Clifton
The Pizzacutter
A midnight toker
pizzaphiliac….

There should be a show called “Dealio or No Dealio” with what’s-his-name as the host and instead of the bank it would be the repo man offering to give their furniture back.

Doesn’t Kent look like Chandler from Friends? Kent, will you start mimicking Chandler’s stupid mannerism? That would be fun.

Has anybody heard from Day Dotson. I’ve tried to get in touch with her several times since Christmas but have heard nothing. If you know if she is alive or dead can you please let me know.

Thanks,
Amber

p.s. check out dave 15 years from now at www.letspainttv.com