Author: Kent

Thank you, Giants

Hi, My name is Jeremy Shockey! and I’m a fucking moron.Apparently, the Saints offered the Giants a 2nd round pick and Roman Harper for Jeremy Shockey! recently. New York turned them down.  Peter King says the Saints are still trying to acquire the moron from The U, though.

Why on earth would you trade the only DB that is worth anything and not hurt for a loudmouth locker cancer with awesome USA! tattoos and a broken leg? I really hope I never have to see Shockey!’s bald eagle wrapped in an American flag arm peaking out from under a fleur de lis. I think I would throw up every time I saw it.

Dave would love to see us sign this turd. I don’t really know why, he’s all about the “character guys.” Just say no to Jeremy Shockey!

It’s Art Dammit!

Leslie, John, Ileana, and I recently helped some friends make a film for Atlanta’s 50 Hour Film Fest.

Here’s the link: A Midtown Mile.  Supposedly there is some kind of online voting, but I don’t think it there really is, it’s jsut a rating sytem type thing.  It’s already been decided that we won’t make the cutoff to get shown on the big screen at the Atlanta Film Fest.

The best film is called “Wake Up Call.”  You tell me if it’s intentional or not.  I say it doesn’t matter.

If you are feeling good, make sure you watch “Rosa,” to immediately rid yourself of that feeling.

Here’s what I learned about film festivals, in particular these gonzo 50 or 48 hour film fests:

  1. The winners are already decided before the festival.  The screening was so full of inside jokes it was sickening.
  2. Some people take these things real seriously.
  3. It’s really hard to sustain an idea in a short film, even for 4 minutes.
  4. There’s a lot of bad art out there.

All is fine

Leslie and I are fine here in Atlanta.  The tornado(s) hit downtown, about a mile from us, and in Cabbagetown, my favorite Atlanta neighborhood, about 3 miles from us.  But we’re fine here in Midtown.

Brian and I are going to drive around a little later, I’ll try and get some pictures.

Joey’s Back on the Market!

Joey The Falcons released elbuzzard.com’s favorite quarterback on Wednesday.

For an entire year, I hoped that I would get the chance to see Joey out and about in Atlanta, but no luck. i was going to tell him to keep his chin up. Now that chance is gone…

I know a team who’s in the market for a backup QB. The Saints were looking at almost dead Trent Green. Stay away from Green and give Joey a spot on the bench!

Saints get Gay

GayWe’ve got a new cornerback, Randall Gay, formerly of the New England Patriots and LSU.

The potential is unlimited. I can only hope that the New Orleans fan base can handle the responsibility with dignity and pride.

As Dave said, Paul, you have no excuse not to wear a Saints jersey now. Get a child’s size. Cut it off right below the number.

Uninspired name jokes not withstanding, I guess he’s an ok cornerback. He has to be better than Jason David, right? Let’s get another.

One thing is for certain, Dave will never play Madden 09 without a constant feeling that he has made the wrong choice.