It’s Art Dammit!

Leslie, John, Ileana, and I recently helped some friends make a film for Atlanta’s 50 Hour Film Fest.

Here’s the link: A Midtown Mile.  Supposedly there is some kind of online voting, but I don’t think it there really is, it’s jsut a rating sytem type thing.  It’s already been decided that we won’t make the cutoff to get shown on the big screen at the Atlanta Film Fest.

The best film is called “Wake Up Call.”  You tell me if it’s intentional or not.  I say it doesn’t matter.

If you are feeling good, make sure you watch “Rosa,” to immediately rid yourself of that feeling.

Here’s what I learned about film festivals, in particular these gonzo 50 or 48 hour film fests:

  1. The winners are already decided before the festival.  The screening was so full of inside jokes it was sickening.
  2. Some people take these things real seriously.
  3. It’s really hard to sustain an idea in a short film, even for 4 minutes.
  4. There’s a lot of bad art out there.

All is fine

Leslie and I are fine here in Atlanta.  The tornado(s) hit downtown, about a mile from us, and in Cabbagetown, my favorite Atlanta neighborhood, about 3 miles from us.  But we’re fine here in Midtown.

Brian and I are going to drive around a little later, I’ll try and get some pictures.

Joey’s Back on the Market!

Joey The Falcons released elbuzzard.com’s favorite quarterback on Wednesday.

For an entire year, I hoped that I would get the chance to see Joey out and about in Atlanta, but no luck. i was going to tell him to keep his chin up. Now that chance is gone…

I know a team who’s in the market for a backup QB. The Saints were looking at almost dead Trent Green. Stay away from Green and give Joey a spot on the bench!

Saints get Gay

GayWe’ve got a new cornerback, Randall Gay, formerly of the New England Patriots and LSU.

The potential is unlimited. I can only hope that the New Orleans fan base can handle the responsibility with dignity and pride.

As Dave said, Paul, you have no excuse not to wear a Saints jersey now. Get a child’s size. Cut it off right below the number.

Uninspired name jokes not withstanding, I guess he’s an ok cornerback. He has to be better than Jason David, right? Let’s get another.

One thing is for certain, Dave will never play Madden 09 without a constant feeling that he has made the wrong choice.

Meet your new linebacker

The Saints traded a conditional 2009 pick for Jonathan Vilma.

Here’s a homoerotic photo for your viewing pleasure:

Jonathan Vilma

  • NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004
  • ProBowl 2005
  • Led the League in 2005 in tackles
  • Got crabby in his last few years with the Jets, when thy switched defensive schemes in 2006 and he only recorded 116 tackles
  • Speaks fluent German and French
  • Major knee surgery last year, only played 7 games
  • Loves ponies
  • Hobbies include: stamp collecting, skeet shooting, and voting