Joey’s Back on the Market!

Joey The Falcons released elbuzzard.com’s favorite quarterback on Wednesday.

For an entire year, I hoped that I would get the chance to see Joey out and about in Atlanta, but no luck. i was going to tell him to keep his chin up. Now that chance is gone…

I know a team who’s in the market for a backup QB. The Saints were looking at almost dead Trent Green. Stay away from Green and give Joey a spot on the bench!

Saints get Gay

GayWe’ve got a new cornerback, Randall Gay, formerly of the New England Patriots and LSU.

The potential is unlimited. I can only hope that the New Orleans fan base can handle the responsibility with dignity and pride.

As Dave said, Paul, you have no excuse not to wear a Saints jersey now. Get a child’s size. Cut it off right below the number.

Uninspired name jokes not withstanding, I guess he’s an ok cornerback. He has to be better than Jason David, right? Let’s get another.

One thing is for certain, Dave will never play Madden 09 without a constant feeling that he has made the wrong choice.

Meet your new linebacker

The Saints traded a conditional 2009 pick for Jonathan Vilma.

Here’s a homoerotic photo for your viewing pleasure:

Jonathan Vilma

  • NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004
  • ProBowl 2005
  • Led the League in 2005 in tackles
  • Got crabby in his last few years with the Jets, when thy switched defensive schemes in 2006 and he only recorded 116 tackles
  • Speaks fluent German and French
  • Major knee surgery last year, only played 7 games
  • Loves ponies
  • Hobbies include: stamp collecting, skeet shooting, and voting

On to the Next Bush-el of Bananas

Reggie BushReggie’s lawyer needs a bodyguard, and he brings pistols to his desposition.

A lawyer for a sports marketer who is suing football star Reggie Bush said he and his client walked out of a deposition Tuesday after a bodyguard for Bush’s attorney opened his jacket to expose a pistol.

Reggie, what’s up? This whole story is getting odder and odder. Hopefully this is all resolved soon and before it becomes a bigger stupid thing.