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I don’t think I’ve ever put up the top search results for reaching this site, but I saw another blog do it today, so I thought I would check it out. Here’s what we get so far in October:

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peanus 7.40% — Thanks Bopper!!
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beginners tools for taxidermy 1.80% — The Taxidermy Library still pulls ’em in.
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superbowl champions 1.20% — How about that, Dave? You wanted a page of Superbowl Champs, and its bringing them in.
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I would like to know why everyone’s spelling is so terrible.

Bars won’t open for Saints games

Bars won’t open for Saints games

When the New Orleans Saints play four games at LSU’s Tiger Stadium, the bars in East Baton Rouge Parish will be closed.

The Metro Council refused Wednesday to lift the Sunday closure rule, citing feedback from residents.

“Every e-mail and call that I have received on the issue has been against this. My constituents do not want to become New Orleans. They don’t want to progress in that way,” Council member Martha Jane Tassin said.

I’m not even going to make the joke that is so obvious.

Needless to say, I’ll certainly be drinking this Sunday.

Charity Hospital Condemned

LSU calls New Orleans’ charity hospitals unsalvageable

The two public hospitals in New Orleans — Charity and University hospitals — should be torn down because damage from Hurricane Katrina left them “dangerous, dangerous places,” the head of Louisiana’s charity hospital system said Wednesday.

That sucks. Charity Hospital is such a fantastic looking Art Deco building. This picture, taken after it was built, doesn’t really do it justice.

Charity Hospital

It would have looked a lot better if the Interstate didn’t run 5 feet away from it. As long as i’ve known it, its been covered in soot and dirt.

Notice also that its the public hospital. What public hospital will go up in its place, and where? Charity was just about in the exact center of the city, next to the Superdome, where the Pontchartrain Expressway (Hwy 90) and I-10 meet. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to see the next public hospital go up way out in New Orleans East to make room for a Hooters and a Target, just like the St. Thomas Housing Projects were moved to make room for the Wal-Mart.

To be fair, I really like the placement and style of the Wal-Mart on Tchoupitoulas; its hidden back among the warehouses away from the street, and done it a nice low brick style with New Orleans-style sidewalk posts. I hate what they did to the population, though. By shipping them out to New Orleans East, they further widened the gap between the haves and have-nots. There was even less for those people in NOEast. At least Uptown they had easier access to jobs in the CBD, French Quarter, and Uptown. In New Orleans East, they have the Lower 9th Ward and, er… um… Chalmette, maybe?

Back to New Orleans, part 2

We drove around the Treme for bit, where the damage was a little water, and a lot of wind. Brent took some footage for his docuementary. What I was most upset by was the silence. I’ve never heard this city so quiet. We were standing on the corner in the same nieghborhood where Liz, Leslie, and I got stuck in last Mardi Gras morning coming back from the R Bar. Then, we were nervous to get blocked in and robbed. Now, there wasn’t a soul to be seen. Occasionally a truck would rumble past a couple of blocks away or a helicopter would pass over, but other than that, it was jsut us. Weird.

We got the footage Brent needed and headed out to Mid-City to see his and Paul’s house. We drove down Tulane Ave, past OPP and the courthouse. Still no one to be seen. Eventually we hit Jeff Davis and pulled into their driveway. The rental truck that Brent was using in his job driving Brendon Frasier around was still parked in the driveway, but completely covered in calcification from being underwater. We put on our boots and masks, and prepared for the worst. The watermark was about three feet up the door. Brent had been to the house before, but we still had to kick the door open to get inside.

It wasn’t that bad. Sure, it stunk. There was mold growing all the way up the walls. The furniture was overturned and scattered everywhere. The refridgerator had fallen face down and was blocking the back door. Brent had, on an earlier trip, opened the windows to let some air in, but couldn’t move the refridgerator to get the back door open for a cross- breeze. Upstairs was in good shape, the mold hadn’t made its way there. Closing the doors helped a lot, and it was merely musty, rather than straight-up filthly. The water was running. Undrinkable, but at least we could flush the toilet. David’s room had some water damage on the walls from where the roof leaked, but that was the extent of the damage upstairs. Looking in Jamie’s room, you would think that he just left yesterday.

We began pulling out the rugs and furniture downstairs. I dragged the large living room rug out the front door and it left a slippery, smelly mess like a slug behind me. Brent had brought in the house plants, and they had overturned and were rotting. Removing them did a lot for the smell downstairs. We threw out every piece of furniture with any sort of cloth on it. Paul’s accordian was downstairs and had been completely underwater. He couldn’t bear to open the case, and just tossed it outside. His trunk of personal mementos was also downstairs, and had swollen against its bindings. We couldn’t undo the lock, so I smashed it open with a hammer. It was mildly cathartic to add my own tiny destruction to the mess.

The stuff inside was soaked and covered in mold. He recovered his first baby rattle, a giant plastic diamond ring. We pulled out his journals and sat them outside, in the hopes of being able to recover those as well. As part of my job, I’ve been trained on what to do with wet books, but these journals are in bad shape. The covers were completely moldy. Later, when we got them back to the Westbank, I pulled the covers off and threw them away, and froze the text blocks in the freezer, in the hopes of stopping the mold spread until we had time to dry them out. Of course, I forgot them, and they are still sitting in my mom’s freezer, each in its own little plastic bag. Thawing out in the mail won’t hurt them anymore than they already are, I guess.

We decided we should move the fridge to get to the back door. The kitchen floor was sloppy and slick, and with three of us pushing, the refridgerator moved pretty easily. Unfortunately, when it moved, it released all the water that was inside onto the floor. It smelled terrible. All three of us immediately ran outside for fresh air. Absolutely disgusting. After it aired out a bit, we went back in and got the back door open.

After about an hour and a half, we were completely exhausted. The combination of physical labor, sensory overload, ad emotional response really takes its toll on you quickly. We were soaked head to toe in sweat from the heat. We decided to take a break, smoked a few cigarettes while Brent helped out his neighbor who never left because of his 18 pets. He had charged up his cell phone for him, and brought him food and batteries. We got back in the car and headed back downtown to get our tetanus shots.

To be continued.

Spam!

We’ve started getting hit by spam comments, so I’ve had to turn on the “You must be registered and logged in to comment” feature.

If anyone can’t figure out how to register an account, go away. After dealing with Dave’s internet-phobic fantasy football league, I’ve used up all my tolerance for folks who won’t learn how to use the the interweb.

Back from New Orleans

What a week this has been.

As I mentioned earlier, Leslie, Paul, and I returned to New Orleans to clean up and salvage and maybe get some closure on our feelings about what’s happened there.

The trip began with a speeding ticket for me on I-20 in Atlanta. Yay.

It took us a long time to get down there, about 10 hours, since we stopped several times and decided to go through Jackson, rather than Hattiesburg or Montgomery. We weren’t sure about the road conditions on I-59 and knew that I-10 was a mess.

We came into the metro area from the west, from I-310 to Hwy 90 in Boutte. That area of the Westbank stunk. Trash was piled up everywhere, and was rotting away. There is a dump out there, but it must be filled to capacity. It was our first taste of the smell of the city, and it was overwhelming. Construction crews were buring piles of tree branches everywhere. The roads were packed, and every restaurant that was open has a line out the door.

We got in to Terrytown at around 7:30pm, a half hour before the Jefferson Parish curfew began. My dad had made gumbo and we chowed down, drank, and discussed what the next day’s plan was to be. Brent Joseph came down from Hammond and spent the night.

We stayed in my mother’s house, where my dad was staying. She had some minor roof, siding, and gutter damage from the wind, and Rita had sent the neighbor’s gutter cans through her kitchen window. There was a lot of evidence of rats around –poop everywhere, chairs and rugs chewed on– but we didn’t see or hear any the entire time we were there. The electricity was on, and the water was supposedly ok to drink, but we weren’t taking any chances. It smelled heavily of chlorine, and practically burned the soap right off you in the shower. We all had beds, and it was quite comfortable, even if you couldn’t go outside after 8pm. We spent most of the night smoking and drinking beer and bourbon in the backyard.

We woke up early and headed out to the city in Brent’s truck, on which he had marked “TV” on the side with masking tape. Very professional. He also had an official press pass as an independent filmmaker. We were worried that we may have trouble getting Leslie and I into the city with our out-of-state licenses, but we were just waved through the checkpoint at Gen. deGaulle and got on the GNO with no problem. There were soldiers with automatic rifles at the checkpoints to get on the bridge.

We headed downtown first to get our tetanus shots from the clinic set up at the entrance to the Canal Street ferry terminal. Driving down Convention Center Boulevard, we remarked how strange it was to have watched this very area on TV, full of refugees and dead bodies, now completely empty. They had swept up the trash outside, but inside, the Convention Center ws completely full of rubbish and garbage. An “RIP Joe” spraypainted on an abandoned truck was a reminder of just what went on here.

The clinic was not setup yet, so we headed up Canal to Claiborne and into the Treme. Canal Street was full of RVs, SUVs, Hummers, cop cars, and National Guard transports. The damage was not that bad downtown by the river, with some wind damage to signs and broken windows. Once we crossed to the north of Claiborne, the waterlines became visible and there was more obvious wind damage. Large live oak trees were down everywhere, and downed power lines were hanging into the street. Leslie asked Brent, “Should you be driving over those?” to which he replied, “Probably not, but I’ve been doing it all week. You can’t really avoid them.” He drove over the line and we all lifted up our arms from the metal body of the truck, as if that would help.

To be continued. More to come, stay tuned.

Haslett, not hurricane, responsible for Saints’ patheticness

For how much longer do Saints fans have to put up with Jim Haslett’s inability to consistently prepare his team? One last year, it appears. Wouldn’t it be nice to make a run at the playoffs before jumping ship to San Antonio? Wouldn’t it be nice NOT to fumble on the opening kick off?
But, as the injuries mount and the mistakes increase, it would be nice to find an allegiance in another team.

After the hurricane, the Saints had the opportunity to go in two different directions:

No. 1 — Play inspired, emotional football, actually getting the most out of their talent and allowing younger players to at least gain experience while making the same mistakes the veterans are making.

No. 2 — Use the tragedy as an excuse to squander another season away by committing the same type of foolish penalties, turnovers and poor preperation that has plagued the team since Haslett’s arrival.

Does anyone really think the Dolphins have more talent than the Saints? Maybe defensively, but who doesn’t have more talent than the Saints’ defense — Georgia Tech?
Poor, poor San Antonio. Hope the Saints’ patheticness doesn’t rub off on the Spurs, like it did on the Hornets.