Author: jimmyvalentine
Jimmy Valentine is a hilarious genious. He's a real brainiac, but you wouldn't know it because he's so goreous and totally not nerdy. He fluxuates between a resemblance of fat and skinny Marlon Brando, but even when he's Fat Brando, the chicks are all over him. And he can draw so good, it's sexy. He's also a real gangster rapper from the ghetto who had to pull himself up from the boot straps to escape the poverty striken streets of Normandy, but he still goes back once in a while to use his parents pool, and he still owes his grandma for paying for college (Thanks, Omie. Good lookin' out! I'll get a job one day. I promise).
Da F*kkin’ Pervertz are here!
I was thinking about the children, when I edited the headline there, Elbuzzrd.
My rap duo is called “Da F*kkin’ Pervetz”. It consists of Jimmy The Virgin (me) rapping, and Mr. P-body makes the beats.
Check out our hit single, “Hoselhoff’s Rap (Hollyrock)” on our myspace music page:
www.myspace.com/fukkinpervertz
Sorry, Elbuzzard. I couldn’t edit the link. Yes, the lyrics are kind of explict, so prudes and children under 18 beware.
New Stuff at I Foreign I
Things are getting exciting over at iforeigni.com. There are some new things, up and a lot more additions to the site underway. There is a virigin blog page, waiting to be ravished. You can read the current “about” page, but it will soon have new “about” additions made as well. Stay tuned, because we are making new stuff everyday, and we are very excited about our plans to put up the I Foreigni I Store page, with all kinds of goodies to cop or covet. This is coming soon, as we need to get the pay pal set up, and the merchandise manufactured. I’m about to pee in my pants with giddy abandon.
Oh yeah, the real point of this post is because we are setting up the “Links” page so people can link to our friends site. I was going to link El Buzzard, if El Buzzard is interested. I’m going to link Rebecca Havemeyer, whether she likes it, or not. Who is interested in having a link to your site from www.iforeigni.com Comment back, and let me know if you want to be included.