General posts.
Colleen and Tom and their family were not involved in the Minneapolis bridge collapse. The bridge runs very close to Tom’s club, the Kitty Kat Club, where they had their wedding, but they and everyone they know are okay. Thank goodness.
Thanks to Yancey for reminding me that I should put something up here for everyone.
And this is how we feel.
Right here.
In your face.
So I can stalk you. Please email them to
johannebanana@yahoo.com
Big best wishes
Amber
Yesterday the wife and I were on our way home from a firework display by our house. While we were on one of those little ramps that goes from the intersection to the sidewalk, I noticed that I had to tie my shoe. So I bent over for literally like 5 seconds to resecure the laces, so I didn’t trip and kill myself. Well, I’m not down there 3 seconds, when I hear “Excuse me.”
I look up and it’s a woman pushing another woman in a wheelchair. She needs the ramp. That’s fine. But why can’t she wait like 2 more seconds. She can see what I’m doing. It’s not like I’m setting up camp. I’m tying my freaking shoe. Let me finish up, and I will be out of your way. There was no poisonous gas seeping down on us. Just a person who feels like she doesn’t have to wait. I guess I’m just saying handicapped people think they are royalty in our country. And they should all be killed.
Makes a change for a country other than the UK to be stirring the shite!
(The following picture could be construed as NWF)
Should I be afraid of this band? They look like little boys with soft smooth skin and red butt cheeks. I remember you all speaking of them in the previous post.
1) McDonalds – I love McDonalds. It is my theory that everyone loves McDonalds, but no one wants to admit it.
2) Little Chocolate Donuts, aka Donettes – For one, if I ever started a band, we would be called the Donettes. The chocolate tastes like wax, yet they are still so good.
3) Cold Coffee – I like coffee after it is no longer hot. I attribute this to laziness.
4) Sausage in mass quantities – I can’t eat just one.
5) Beef stick and cream cheese – Good and good for you.
6) Any variety of meat fat (steak, bacon, ham, what-have-you) – The fat is the best part of all meat. Wake up, people.
7) Twinkies – It’s great the way these were good enough for all of you when you were a kid, but now you think you are too cool.
8) Rare meat – Someday I will die of a parasite or something. Then we’ll see who’s smart.
Actually this list isn’t very extensive, but I was able to eat 3 Donettes while I wrote it.