Category: General

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In your face.

So I can stalk you. Please email them to

johannebanana@yahoo.com

Big best wishes
Amber

Yesterday the wife and I were on our way home from a firework display by our house. While we were on one of those little ramps that goes from the intersection to the sidewalk, I noticed that I had to tie my shoe. So I bent over for literally like 5 seconds to resecure the laces, so I didn’t trip and kill myself. Well, I’m not down there 3 seconds, when I hear “Excuse me.”

I look up and it’s a woman pushing another woman in a wheelchair. She needs the ramp. That’s fine. But why can’t she wait like 2 more seconds. She can see what I’m doing. It’s not like I’m setting up camp. I’m tying my freaking shoe. Let me finish up, and I will be out of your way. There was no poisonous gas seeping down on us. Just a person who feels like she doesn’t have to wait. I guess I’m just saying handicapped people think they are royalty in our country. And they should all be killed.

Hi,

I started a blog too. check it out if you want to.

http://ashields.wordpress.com/

Makes a change for a country other than the UK to be stirring the shite!

(The following picture could be construed as NWF)

Continue reading Those whacky Poles

Should I be afraid of this band? They look like little boys with soft smooth skin and red butt cheeks. I remember you all speaking of them in the previous post.

1) McDonalds – I love McDonalds. It is my theory that everyone loves McDonalds, but no one wants to admit it.

2) Little Chocolate Donuts, aka Donettes – For one, if I ever started a band, we would be called the Donettes. The chocolate tastes like wax, yet they are still so good.

3) Cold Coffee – I like coffee after it is no longer hot. I attribute this to laziness.

4) Sausage in mass quantities – I can’t eat just one.

5) Beef stick and cream cheese – Good and good for you.

6) Any variety of meat fat (steak, bacon, ham, what-have-you) – The fat is the best part of all meat. Wake up, people.

7) Twinkies – It’s great the way these were good enough for all of you when you were a kid, but now you think you are too cool.

8) Rare meat – Someday I will die of a parasite or something. Then we’ll see who’s smart.

Actually this list isn’t very extensive, but I was able to eat 3 Donettes while I wrote it.

Two major changes in Brent’s life:

1) New Birds
2) Wife’s New Haircut

Which is the bigger deal. I need to know for when I send out my mid-year newsletter.

The date has been finalized – August 18, 2007 – One day there will be a Big Party and the other day we will Tube. We’re thinking it would be better to Tube first and then Party, but we’ll see.

Ile, John, Kent and I started the summer off by going tubing on Sunday. It was Epic.

1. We have a new cooler that’s square, instead of rectangular, and it fits perfectly inside a tube.
2. Ile’s tube sprang a leak and she was sinking for quite a while. John, being a hero, rode on top of the cooler and gave Ile his.
3. They released the dam at the top of the river. River rose 3 feet and the current was ridiculous.