Unpronounceable Defense

Kevin KaesviharnI’m sure Dave will find something to worry about in this, but the Saints signed another Bengals player on defense, safety Kevin Kaesviharn. Dave liked Ken Hamlin instead. I think Kaesviharn is much better, as he has not been beaten outside a club with a street sign. Ironic, because he was on the Bengals, who have since all been arrested.

Kaesviharn also led the league in interceptions by safeties. He can also play cornerback. I’d like to see us get another corner, too, but I’m feeling better about the Saints offseason.

It’s On

Here’s the current roster and latest line for the seventh annual Mardi Gras Bowl. The game will be played Sunday, Feb. 18 at Audubon Park.
Rules will be posted soon and will require a female to throw or catch the ball on every third play. Please check back for complete rules.

Rosters
The Fighting Purdumowski’s
Kent
Dave
Thomas
Jason
Illy
Lisa
Matt Penix
Wes
Catherine

The Omahotties
Brent K.
Chuck
Chelsey
Leslie
Poopy
Beth
Alli
Kevin
Brent Joseph

Point Spread
Fighting Purdomowski’s -27 1/2

Saints Win!!

I could die tonight, and it would be just fine. Thank you Sean Payton, Deuce McCallister, and Reggie Bush (especially since you almost died on the first drive of the game). Thanks to the defense also. If overachieving were a crime you would be in jail by now. God bless you, Saints. Please win next week. You can have my first born son.

Rookie of the Year

So Vince Young won Offensive Rookie of the Year, instead of Marques Colston.

Colston

I can understand that. Young was only the third player taken in the draft, no one really expected him to be a great player. It’s not like he was a seventh-rounder that was a huge part of the reason a historically cursed franchise is now a playoff team or anything.
Chad Pennington won Comeback Player of the Year. After shoulder surgery, he led his team to a wild card spot. I know of another QB who had shoulder surgery, but lead his team to a first round bye.

UPDATE

LaDanian Tomlinson won NFL MVP. On this I call hogwash. The Chargers without Tomlinson are a better team than the Saints are without Drew Brees. Tomlinson is a great running back, and had an outstanding season. Drew Brees was the most valuable player.

If Payton doesn’t win Coach of the Year, I guess we will just have to win the Super Bowl.

Just like old times

Haslett

Don’t you think Jim Haslett owes us one for all that he put us through there at the end? The terrible play calling, the wretched defenses, the commitment to Aaron Brooks, the general misery? I think he owes us one.

Jim, you can pay up tonight. Get your Rams to play a little defense and beat the Bears for us. We’d appreciate the help. Not that we can’t make the playoffs on our own power, which we clearly demonstrated last night. But the number one seed in the NFC would be so sweet. A Bears loss would put us one win out of first place in the the NFC.

Tonight, going against every fiber of my being, I will be rooted for the hated St. Louis Rams.  I’ve never forgiven them for all those years of crushing us in the NFC West.  I was glad that I would never have to do it again, but yes, I will be rooting for Jim Haslett tonight.

About last night’s game. Charles Grant dumped the Gatoraide bucket on Sean Payton and Payton clearly looked like he was pissed. He should be. Yes, it was great that we destroyed his former boss and the “best team in the NFC” on a national stage. But the season ain’t over yet. We haven’t even clinched a playoff spot yet. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Payton

But who’s the best team in the NFC now?